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Sunday, September 25, 2005
I had a PATENTED KICK ASS DREAM last night.

For some reason, I had to travel back in time to 1973. It was either to prevent a crime from happening, or to get a law passed, or to prevent passage of a law, or something. All I remember was that much of the "action" (of which there was more than there should have been, given the manually-operated elevators and such) took place at The Capital. The longer I stayed in 1973, the greater the rift in spacetime grew. So, if you were listening to the radio, you might hear Foghat followed by Kid Rock. (I know that this could happen now, but, this was 1973.) Also, if I met certain people, I ran the risk of opening up future memories -- people will remember that they would meet me in the future, a la "Childhood's End" by Arthur C. Clarke.

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I had a PATENTED SUCK ASS NIGHT tonight.

I forgot to charge tables for a total of 4 appetizers ($7.50 each) and one dessert ($5.50 total). It was almost pointless for me to show up to work tonight.




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