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Sunday, April 10, 2005
Jesus. Or Kirk Cameron. It's tough to tell. I always figured that if Christ was going to manifest Himself as a former teen idol, it would be as Zach Morris, who insists on being called by his given name, Mark-Paul Gosselaar. But, really, c'mon. Zach Morris was always pulling pranks on Mr. Belding, AND he got to date Kelly Kapowski. If that doesn't make one a Messiah, I don't know what does.
Well, to be fair, I don't really know what makes one a Messiah. But Zach Morris has got to be close. Closer than Screech, anyway. Screech wasn't Judas by any stretch. Maybe Peter. I think Peter is the one who always fucked up. --- I think that's it for now. No new shitty, shitty jokes. I did, however, add some new links. "Jack Jackson's Dirty Pictures 2000" is the website of a mongoloid. I've never met Jack Jackson, but I do know his friend Justin Firestone. "A Softer World" is a comic strip sent to me by one of my MySpace friends, Jessica. It's like "Deep Thoughts" with great photography. That's my decription, anyway. I dig it. TTFN. An addendum: Should I start reviewing movies again? I think I did a good job doing that, and can send interested parties examples of my best work. This is just an informal poll. Comments by: YACCS |