Is everyone still alive? I mean, I am, and I know that some other people are, but, there are just a lot of dead people today.
Mitch Hedberg, one of my favorite stand-up comedians -- DEAD Bass Wolf, bass player for the Japanese punk band Guitar Wolf -- DEAD Some lady in Florida -- OFFICIALLY DEAD
So, if you're still alive, lemme know. I want to be able to plan ahead for funerals.