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WHY I AM NOT A TELEVISION EXECUTIVE

The next season of HBO's hit drama, "The Sopranos", will feature all sorts of twists and unexpected events! Who knew that after the season finale that Tony, basically the only boss on the East Coast, would be kidnapped by an enemy from high school? An enemy that is... A MAD SCIENTIST! And that this evil genius would exact revenge on Tony by... MAKING HIM PREGNANT! Only it's not a normal man-baby pregnancy, oh no. The embryo was implanted... IN TONY SOPRANO'S BRAIN! Not only that... TONY SOPRANO IS NOW A CYBORG! WITH A TEENAGE SIDEKICK! FIGHTING TO BRING JUSTICE TO THE STREETS!

That's right. Tony Soprano. As RoboCop. With a baby growing in his brain, and a teenage sidekick. I think the only reason I wasn't completely disgusted with that dream was the fact that, for some reason, it sort of worked. The reason that it sort of worked was that it was going to be insanely violent. And there might have been a dog. And the episode where Tony is trying to buy a suit, but can't get into the store because his cyborg body kept setting off the metal detector. Oh, the hilarity.

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I want a Twisted Sister button to put on my uniform, just to see if anyone will start yelling at me about having a Twisted Sister button on my uniform. I'll let you know how it goes.


posted by RawkStah at 5:27 PM