If Vaudville weren't already dead, I could kill it with this gag.
Chad: So, how was work tonight? Johnny: I had a Guns 'n' Roses night. Chad: What do you mean, you had a Guns 'n' Roses night? You did a lot of heroin? You drank yourself unconcious? You had sex with loads of random women? Johnny: Nope. But, there was a "Spaghetti Incident".
At this point, someone either starts a pie fight or brings out a seltzer bottle, and hilarity ensues.
