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Monday, May 10, 2004
There is absolutely NO reason for a guy to wear sandals. Ever. Certainly not in public, and, for the love of gawd, certainly not Birkenstocks, or Doc Marten's, or whatever. And those fucking Adidas or Nike things that are like flip-flops, but not flip-flops? TERRIBLE. No sandals on men. Period. You'll never see me in sandals. Mostly because of my deep-seated fear of wearing open-toed shoes. I don't want my left foot to split down the middle between my big toe and the one right next to it. It's a stupid story, but it's influenced my shoe-wearing decisions since kindergarten, and it's served me well, I think.
And, some of the ladies should probably reconsider their shoe choices as well. No one wants to see hideous gargoyle feet. Comments by: YACCS |