This is just a little too accurate. I wanna be a loser. So help me, I wanna be a loser!
Blue Fairy: Your wish is granted -- you are a loser!
Grant: Huzzah! Ladies -- prepare to be nonplussed by my encyclopaedic knowledge of bands you've never heard of!
The Ladies: Go away. We want to hang out with
Quarterman!
FIN!
posted by RawkStah at 12:39 AM