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Monday, September 09, 2002
First, read this.
Now, read this: Looks like I'm going to hell, because of the way God made me. He made me with a cowlick. A big'un, right on the right side of my head. And at least one in the back. The one in the front has become a natural part. But, it has developed in such a way that the only haircut that looks right on me is one like that of The Beatles. That's right -- my hairstyle is at least 30 years out of style. Plus, I have big sideburns. Not as big as they have been in the past, when I grew muttonchops. My friend Jason: Should I call you Logan, Weapon X? Me: No... WOLVERINE! The 'burns I have now are long, but stop about 3/4" above my jaw. They're not terribly wide, either. But, my hair touches my collar. Guess I'm a damned heathen. Oh, and I haven't shaved in like 4 days or so, so I'm pretty scruffy. Jesus doesn't want me for a sunbeam. At least until I clean myself up. Comments by: YACCS |