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I feel all icky right now.

Swung by Modern Humorist and read their latest entry. A collection of quotations from two movie critcs: Roger Ebert and Mark Rivers. You know Ebert, I'm sure. As for Rivers, well, I'm glad he's unknown.

Mark Rivers is a critic for The Vanguard News Network -- "No Jews, Just Right." I was interested, so I checked it out.

EGAD!

• Instead of calling it Black Hawk Down, they should have called it Brave White Men killing Stupid Negroes


• It's funny how they can make a movie called Legally Blonde, but can't make one called Blood-Sucking Jew.


• etc.

Maybe I'm a simpleton, but I just don't see how things like that can be rationally believed. Jews are aliens. All Mexicans want to do is rape white women. White makes Right. Jumping Jesus on a pogo stick.

Don't get me wrong -- I'm all for freedom of speech. You can believe what you want to believe. I believe that I'm going to have some pizza in a few minutes, for example. I believe that meat is meat, regardless the source, be it cow or dog. If you want to eat it, hey, fine by me. You don't want to eat meat? That's fine, too. I'm not gonna make you. But, some beliefs are just flat-out irrational. Some examples:

• The Earth is flat.


• The moon landings were fake.


• Limp Bizkit is a good band.


• Ace Ventura: Pet Detective was a funny movie.

See? Some beliefs just don't make sense -- including those concerning white superiority. I'm not sure what they base those beliefs on. I know for a fact that no crackers were involved in the writing of The Bible, I know that Jesus Christ was a Jew, as was his mother and the diciples and Moses and Isiah and John the Baptist, I know that the Chinese and Arabs had civilization a LONG time before any honkies in Europe did. German heritage -- what the fuck ever. The Germans didn't even have a nation until the 19th Century. Until then, they were just random tribes of barbarians. Wagner's compositions were commissioned to help unify the tribes into one 'nation'. Hitler was a good leader, but one fuck of a lousy tactition. Sure did a bang-up job of taking over the USSR. The 1000 year Reich sure didn't happen, jackasses. Know what? I'm half-German, and most of the rest of my genetic makeup is from white races. Yes, there are rumors that parts of my family tree might be made up of some of the mongrel races. I guess that's just affected that part of my brain that should realize that I'm Here, I'm White, Get Used To It!

posted by Grant Bennett at 7:18 PM