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So, it's Christmas Eve. Hope everything is going well for you and yours, and that you get all the loot you've been wanting. As for me, I got probably the COOLEST PRESENT EVER: Free laundry! The washing, anyway. I'm sure you know how pay-washing machines work: put quarters into slots, slide slot-thing forward, money falls down, pull thing back, commence with the cleaning. Somehow, the machine forgot how to do step 3: money falls down. ON TWO LOADS! I don't think anyone is honest enough to point this out to the superintendent. Especially when the super is a college kid. And a college kid would be the first person to take advantage of free and/or cheap-assed laundry. So, Merry Christmas to everyone who uses that washer, I guess.

As far as my holiday plans go, I'll probably do some cleaning. I won't have the family thing until the 30th. They're coming here. Perhaps I'll cook, or perhaps we'll just have pizza. I like traditions like that. My holidays aren't based on things like big family dinners and such. They're nice, but they're not the important part. Family is. And presents.

I'm sort of thinking of doing some sort of Amazon-style wish list thing for Christmas next year, and perhaps my birthday. They seem handy, but, then again, if I get something off of the wish list, you'll probably want pictures of my tits. Believe me, you really don't want that.

Have a happy. :)

posted by Grant Bennett at 9:31 PM