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Tuesday, November 13, 2001
If I were a pirate, I wouldn't have a plank to walk off of. There are too many opportunities for last-minute heroics.
Bonus points for those of you who understand my new title/description. What's new? Not a whole lot, apart from my bionic parents. Both of 'em have crappy backs. Mom=bedridden, dad=mostly mobile. Neither of 'em need surgery, so that's cool. Getting old sucks. From what I hear, anyway. That's another thing that has occurred to me of late -- the definition of 'old'. Usta be that 40 was god damned old. Now that my parents are on the other side of 50, that sure isn't old. Hell, Trent Reznor is pushing 40 really hard. The radio station I work for runs an ad for a local bank. The bank's 'VIP Club' is open to people "55 or better." I'm pretty sure that I'm better than 55, but that's neither here nor there. 55? That's not old. My parents are nearly 55. They're not old. Old people live in homes and stuff. My mom's dad is in his mid-80s. He's not old. He ain't spry, but he ain't, you know, OLD. My mom's mom seems older, but, then again, she has bionic hips and has had a heart attack. But, she's still not old, she's Grandma. "When I was 14, my father was the stupidest person on earth. When I was 21, I was amazed at how much the man had learned in 7 years." -- Mark Twain "You hear me, God? MY DAD WILL NEVER DIE!" -- Strangers With Candy Finished the 'Rama' series. Very interesting. Check that shit out. Currently reading 'Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire'. Check that shit out as well. Any other suggestions of books to read are appreciated. EOF Comments by: YACCS |